He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
