Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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