Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Nicole vs. Life
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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