So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
