just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Randomize
