why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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