Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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