if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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