I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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