Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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