Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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