Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
