But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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