are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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