i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
