My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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