I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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