talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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