We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
