She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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