Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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