Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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