So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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