Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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