Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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