im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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