Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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