True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
