I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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