So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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