How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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