just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
false alarm. still invincible.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Randomize
