You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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