Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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