Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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