We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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