Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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