You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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