People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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