I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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