im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
