Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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