The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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