Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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