That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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