were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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