So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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