So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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