remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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