We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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